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Spread the Wealth

Obamanomics Spread the Points Plan

Finally a solution to the UW Husky and WSU football team’s problems that fits the mentality of most of the teaching at today’s universities – Apply “Spread the Wealth Obamanomics” to Pac 10 football.

Let’s see, for starters, you only nail the top teams with a "Spread the Points" tax -- Successful teams might be subject to a 45% tax on points scored or about 550 total for scoring too much this season. To be fair, these points are spread around to those less fortunate -- UW and WSU would get about 115 midseason points to play with.

  With any luck, by season’s end both UW and WSU might end up with another 100 Obamanomic points to play with. This means WSU, who lost to USC by 69 points, could spend 70 of their “spread the wealth” points to beat USC… Waaahooo for WaZUU, tough poopoo's for USC.  This is SO much fairer… Plus WSU would still have perhaps 140 more Obamanomics points to dole out to square up win for two or three other games. Or perhaps WSU would just hoard their remaining Obamaonomics points for Apple Cup mayhem?

UW Huskies  -- perhaps they'd parse their 115 to 200 Obamanomic points around win enough games to become bowl contenders…  Go Dogs... 


Gee, Obamanomics really would make things fair… happy smiley

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